I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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Lmao, funniest damn thing I've seen on here in ages
Lmfao! Best text.
Almost died when I read this. I thought I was the only person on earth this has happened to.
Swear this happened to me a week ago. Decided I'd rather go without cigarettes the rest of my drunken night than risk walking to my car
needs more FUS RO DAH
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* aaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!
Should have just charged that mother fucker with a battle scream.\nSmall animals are usually easy to scare away.
raccoons have little hands..they'll pull a Shiv on you
Even without weapons raccoons are feisty little mother fuckers. You obviously have not dealt many small animals. Roosters,raccoons, people under 5 foot...unless you plan on killing them I dont recommend provocation. They dont run away, they fight back.
LOL! I have the same problem with coyotes in my yard and I won't get out of my car.