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  • 77 50
    Submitted by hwrecker on Dec 4, 11 at 4:27pm

    Lmao, funniest damn thing I've seen on here in ages

  • 54 47
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 4, 11 at 9:16pm

    Lmfao! Best text.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 4, 11 at 7:55pm

    F*ing hilarious!

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Dec 4, 11 at 6:14pm

    Should have just charged that mother fucker with a battle scream.\nSmall animals are usually easy to scare away.

    • 59 41
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 4, 11 at 6:23pm

      raccoons have little hands..they'll pull a Shiv on you

    • 46 48
      Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 7, 11 at 6:18am

      Even without weapons raccoons are feisty little mother fuckers. You obviously have not dealt many small animals. Roosters,raccoons, people under 5 foot...unless you plan on killing them I dont recommend provocation. They dont run away, they fight back.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by styrofoamboots26 on Dec 5, 11 at 8:47am

    Almost died when I read this. I thought I was the only person on earth this has happened to.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by hsm531 on Dec 5, 11 at 2:34am

    needs more FUS RO DAH

  • 50 54
    Submitted by misskeileyann on Dec 4, 11 at 10:54pm

    Swear this happened to me a week ago. Decided I'd rather go without cigarettes the rest of my drunken night than risk walking to my car

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 4:34pm

    LOL! I have the same problem with coyotes in my yard and I won't get out of my car.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by crofty on Dec 4, 11 at 9:04pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* aaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

  • 12 9
    Submitted by smashenhurst on May 23, 13 at 11:17pm

    Lexie?

  • 25 38
    Submitted by amandakev on Jan 27, 12 at 11:26pm

    #torontoproblems