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  • Lmao, funniest damn thing I've seen on here in ages

    Submitted by hwrecker on Dec 4, 11 at 4:27pm
  • Lmfao! Best text.

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 4, 11 at 9:16pm
  • Almost died when I read this. I thought I was the only person on earth this has happened to.

    Submitted by styrofoamboots26 on Dec 5, 11 at 8:47am
  • Swear this happened to me a week ago. Decided I'd rather go without cigarettes the rest of my drunken night than risk walking to my car

    Submitted by misskeileyann on Dec 4, 11 at 10:54pm
  • F*ing hilarious!

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 4, 11 at 7:55pm
  • needs more FUS RO DAH

    Submitted by hsm531 on Dec 5, 11 at 2:34am
  • Should have just charged that mother fucker with a battle scream.\nSmall animals are usually easy to scare away.

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Dec 4, 11 at 6:14pm
    • raccoons have little hands..they'll pull a Shiv on you

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 4, 11 at 6:23pm
    • Even without weapons raccoons are feisty little mother fuckers. You obviously have not dealt many small animals. Roosters,raccoons, people under 5 foot...unless you plan on killing them I dont recommend provocation. They dont run away, they fight back.

      Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 7, 11 at 6:18am
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* aaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

    Submitted by crofty on Dec 4, 11 at 9:04pm
  • LOL! I have the same problem with coyotes in my yard and I won't get out of my car.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 4:34pm
  • #torontoproblems

    Submitted by amandakev on Jan 27, 12 at 11:26pm
  • Lexie?

    Submitted by smashenhurst on May 23, 13 at 11:17pm