I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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Lmao, funniest damn thing I've seen on here in ages
Lmfao! Best text.
Almost died when I read this. I thought I was the only person on earth this has happened to.
Swear this happened to me a week ago. Decided I'd rather go without cigarettes the rest of my drunken night than risk walking to my car
needs more FUS RO DAH
Should have just charged that mother fucker with a battle scream.\nSmall animals are usually easy to scare away.
raccoons have little hands..they'll pull a Shiv on you
Even without weapons raccoons are feisty little mother fuckers. You obviously have not dealt many small animals. Roosters,raccoons, people under 5 foot...unless you plan on killing them I dont recommend provocation. They dont run away, they fight back.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* aaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!
LOL! I have the same problem with coyotes in my yard and I won't get out of my car.