you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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