I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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