TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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