the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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