love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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