Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Randomize
