i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I love having hate sex.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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