every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize