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  • I stole your vodka, sorry. Oh, I also gave Jenna Jameson AIDS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 11:05pm
  • rum would have been more approriate

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:48pm
  • you blacked out, not passed out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 11:33pm
  • not necessarily, he could have passed out. he never claims to have consumed the vodka. the vodka could have simply been spilt while he was asleep. also he never claims to have personally switched the pirates of the caribbean to the jenna jameson video. someone else could have done it. in fact, someone may have broken into his apartment, drank his vodka, and watched his porn all unbeknownst to the subject in question- while he was indeed PASSED OUT. hyper-critical douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:12am
  • sleep drinking... i used to do that all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 1:40pm
  • he probably was watching pirates of the caribbean on cinemax or hbo or something, passed out drunk, and woke up to porn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:23pm
  • i thought i didn't tell anyone about this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 7:05pm
  • I'm fairly certain I know who this is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 9:53pm
  • haha,so true, so sad, so awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 11:38pm
  • 4:23...way too serious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:41am
  • i wonder which was preferred.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Win!

    Submitted by Farmer_With_Ax on Aug 10, 11 at 9:45pm