can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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