This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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