Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Randomize
