you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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