i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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