check it out our google latitudes are spooning
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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