okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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