let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
No I am not eating basil off your cock
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My dick has a subreddit
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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