is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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