whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm bleeding and have questions
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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