Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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