Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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