...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
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Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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