Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
my liver is dry heaving
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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