yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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