Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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