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  • 72 31
    Submitted by iheartharry on Jan 2, 12 at 10:40am

    I hope the spelling fairy stops by as well....

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 2, 12 at 11:43am

      no, she spelled it correctly...she wants to pull a ferry...just like a train, but on water.

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 6:01pm

        ....I've done that...in a hottub...it wasn't as pleasant as you'd think

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          Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 3, 12 at 4:08am

          poundin away at her one hand pulling her hair the other on her wrist above her head she's buckin her hips into you you loose footing and some jizz floats by onto your shoulder

  • 53 35
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 2, 12 at 12:04pm

    The fuck ferry sounds like a xxx version of Titanic

    • 25 31
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 6:07pm

      in..out..your cries and shouts..wouldn't stop me from sinking my shlong....oooonce more..you are my whore..take it into your Backdoor..ill spray into your face..then ill tell you to move alooong

  • 49 32
    Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 2, 12 at 2:02pm

    Perks of living on a peninsula? The goddamned fuck ferry

  • 34 30
    Submitted by youdneverthinkit on Jan 2, 12 at 12:27pm

    Best way to begin and end the year

    • 25 33
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 2, 12 at 1:49pm

      ...and a bang, bang, bangity bang, I say a bang bang, bangity bang, a bang bang...

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    Submitted by Afite075 on Jan 2, 12 at 3:28pm

    Is the ferry going to take you to school to tech you how to spell?

    • 24 42
      Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 2, 12 at 5:27pm

      Fale

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        Submitted by lalalindz on Jan 3, 12 at 1:39am

        ...are you serious right now...?

        • 21 30
          Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 3, 12 at 9:40pm

          I can't tell if you ironic meter is broke, or if you have the critical thinking skills of a washcloth

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    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Feb 18, 13 at 2:58am

    I hope she brings you a dictionary, you illiterate dunce you.