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  • I hope the spelling fairy stops by as well....

    Submitted by iheartharry on Jan 2, 12 at 10:40am
    • no, she spelled it correctly...she wants to pull a ferry...just like a train, but on water.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 2, 12 at 11:43am
      • ....I've done that...in a hottub...it wasn't as pleasant as you'd think

        Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 6:01pm
        • poundin away at her one hand pulling her hair the other on her wrist above her head she's buckin her hips into you you loose footing and some jizz floats by onto your shoulder

          Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 3, 12 at 4:08am
  • Perks of living on a peninsula? The goddamned fuck ferry

    Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 2, 12 at 2:02pm
  • The fuck ferry sounds like a xxx version of Titanic

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 2, 12 at 12:04pm
    • in..out..your cries and shouts..wouldn't stop me from sinking my shlong....oooonce more..you are my whore..take it into your Backdoor..ill spray into your face..then ill tell you to move alooong

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 6:07pm
  • Is the ferry going to take you to school to tech you how to spell?

    Submitted by Afite075 on Jan 2, 12 at 3:28pm
  • Best way to begin and end the year

    Submitted by youdneverthinkit on Jan 2, 12 at 12:27pm
    • ...and a bang, bang, bangity bang, I say a bang bang, bangity bang, a bang bang...

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 2, 12 at 1:49pm
  • I hope she brings you a dictionary, you illiterate dunce you.

    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Feb 18, 13 at 2:58am