Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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