I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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