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  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:13am

    This happens all the time! Right after it slips out, when they're blindly trying to stick it back in, and you feel it hit that hole- holy shit, ouch!

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:34am

    That is sad.... you had to say it once?

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:02pm

    hahahahaha helllllll naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:57pm

    Bad design by nature.. why put them so close together?

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:07am

    he wants to do you in the ass... let him

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:10pm

    That's happened to me before...EW.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:11pm

    In the dark just about anything can happen, same with weird angles and new sex positions... Ive only been with 4 girls, and only two of them regularly... but it has definitely happened with 2 or 3 of them... as for me wanting to give anal, sure, but that wasnt the intent. When we tried anal it was after talking about it first, I'm not a douchebag

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:05pm

    Anonymous said... The guys aren't stupid, you cow. They're just optimistic. May 16, 2009 9:33PM That is SO much funnier than the text, ROFL!

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:42pm

    guys try putting it in something that they are: an asshole

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:08am

    if i had a nickel every time I've said wrong hole id have a lot of nickels! ....lmao

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:31pm

    lmao yes it really happens.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:19pm

    oh god, i know how you feel

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:49pm

    god i know exactly how you feel

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:37pm

    There's a classic joke... an American is in Japan on business. He decides to get a hooker. All through the act she's yelling, "hoshimota! hoshimota!" He has no idea what that means, so he assumes it means "great!" The next day he's playing golf with his Japanese business partner, and the Japanese man gets a hole in one. The American is so happy for him, he yells "hoshimota!" The Japanese man says, "what do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:41am

    Not a mistake - just wants anal. Or a retard.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by cryguy on Aug 18, 10 at 5:44pm

    Start with your finger

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:23pm

    Ha ha ha, this is funny as hell! Sounds like this text is aimed at a serial wrong hole artist, lol! It's probably best if they break it off and he finds someone who actually wants it in "the so wrong it's right hole".

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 9:33pm

    The guys aren't stupid, you cow. They're just optimistic.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:02am

    guys try to put it in the wrong hole when the right hole is too lose to feel anything, stupid slut

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:22am

    yeah & it knocks you into next week...

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:22pm

    so... does that mean it's the right hole now?

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:31pm

    7:48PM, no, it makes you amazing.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:55pm

    It's never the wrong hole.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:09pm

    so a guy who puts it in the right whole is a pussy?

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 9:20pm

    ha that has never happend to me, does that hurt?

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:08pm

    hehe this is why i feel her and finger her as i'm putting in. besides she likes it that way ;)

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:03pm

    finally she's goin' anal

  • 42 63
    Submitted by MissVenom on Jul 7, 10 at 11:25pm

    They try to shove something up my ass, I'm going to do it to them and see how they like it. That will end real fast

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 6:23pm

    never had sex//// this really happens? wth?

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:18pm

    or maybe the right hole only feels too loose because he's got a teenie weenie

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:54pm

    this is freakin hilarious. lmao

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 7:48pm

    3:55pm -LOL So does that mean I am a douchebag because I try to trick guys into putting into the 'wrong' hole? :) (PS I am a girl)

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:14pm

    definately on purpose ;)

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:12pm

    i fucking hate when this happens.

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:12pm

    again...story of my life.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:59pm

    Why are guys so stupid

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:06pm

    Yeah!!!!!!!

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:14pm

    THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME.... hahahaha

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:13am

    hahaha happens all the time

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:05pm

    honestly? I have accidentally gone down the wrong hole. It's been a mistake everytime, and I actually have no interest in anal.

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:13pm

    You need to stop having sex with virgins then.

  • 44 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:34pm

    I have a feeling it is on purpose....

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 7:08pm

    So you'll just take it however it's given now?

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:49pm

    all i have to say is-damn right!!!!!

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:58am

    " I am not a douchebag".....bwhahahahaha...best sentence I have read on here...

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:02pm

    LOL I almost thought I wrote this text. It's true, don't have sex with virgins. I know how upsetting it is afterwards when their egos are bruised so they give up an you're still horny.

  • 45 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:52am

    aha happens all the time :) seriously. it does.

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:07pm

    Any body who agrees to that has got a small one

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:58pm

    Or you have a gigantic whore vag.

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:52pm

    ROFLMAO, 1:18. And this does happen all the time.

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:06pm

    Guys who like anal will always try to PIITB. Just give it up.

  • 39 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:26am

    any nickeldicked dumbass that cant tell a wet fleshy slit from a dry hard round hole needs to put his dick back in his diaper and go suck a cock

  • 42 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:20pm

    HAHAHAHA thisfucking happens all the time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:48am

    It's not always an accident. Sometimes you're just bad and we wanna finish it out ourselves.

  • 34 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:29am

    you dont generally get very far when youre trying down the wrong hole. you know, that whole anal sphincter, if shes not relaxed, you need some force behind it to get anywhere. so, yeah, any guy who actually wants anal isnt gonna try to just sneak it in.

  • 32 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:07pm

    the expression on her face when you say "is that the right whole?" priceless...

  • 33 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:20pm

    That-a-girl just grin bear down and take it......... And ruin his sheets with a log of your own, that will be the last time that happens.....worked for me =o)