I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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