I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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