yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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