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  • 36 27
    Submitted by lurch66 on Jul 5, 13 at 3:46pm

    no one will apply. no one else wants to suffer through your emotional breakdown at a crappy concert about love.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 5, 13 at 11:16am

    You could take a Chicago river boat tour and get dumped by Dave Matthews too.

    • 33 24
      Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 5, 13 at 12:06pm

      too soon...

    • 31 30
      Submitted by lurch66 on Jul 5, 13 at 3:47pm

      had to google the reference. haha well played sir.

    • 30 24
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 5, 13 at 11:54pm

      That's getting dumped *on*.

  • 29 24
    Submitted by lilkymama on Jul 6, 13 at 12:01pm

    Do yourself a favor, realize he dumped you to get out of going to Dave Matthews, burn both tickets, and move on.

  • 29 37
    Submitted by siarrune074 on Jul 6, 13 at 5:40pm

    Count me in. Dave Mathews is always a winning situation.

  • 28 37
    Submitted by Bonellmech on Jul 7, 13 at 6:49pm

    I'm Canadian, I love Dave Matthews, and I have a big dick. Really I'm your best bet.