idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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