why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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