Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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