Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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