Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize