i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Randomize
