I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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Sounds like you had some really painful wood
This is what happens when you butt fuck Pinocchio. Dipshit.
This text is right out of this comic! http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2316#comic
Don't get wood on your wood!
Let me know if you get board.
Hey you didn't happen to get that from a chick on crutches grinding on you didja? Lol
You know your desperate when you try to fuck a nail hole in a 2x4
He got wood.\nDo you?
Sounds more like a splintery one lol
I think I know who that is! I think that may be my brother's friend! Spooky.
Did you have wood?
It was a fake night.
Good one W_T _F!