I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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Sounds like you had some really painful wood
This is what happens when you butt fuck Pinocchio. Dipshit.
Don't get wood on your wood!
This text is right out of this comic! http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2316#comic
Let me know if you get board.
You know your desperate when you try to fuck a nail hole in a 2x4
Hey you didn't happen to get that from a chick on crutches grinding on you didja? Lol
He got wood.\nDo you?
Sounds more like a splintery one lol
I think I know who that is! I think that may be my brother's friend! Spooky.
Did you have wood?
It was a fake night.
Good one W_T _F!