sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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