I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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