I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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