My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Randomize
