Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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