is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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