I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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