just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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