We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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