i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm always down for nudity.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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