Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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