So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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