i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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Well I'm a 32 DD and I'm perfectly natural. Just because people who are smaller than you and have bigger boobs doesn't mean we're all fake.
ha ha well said 9.27 was thinking the same thing!
I'm a 34DD. It's called having an hourglass figure.
9:19, you're a fucking DUMBSHIT. Most supermodels are 34s.
I'm a natural 38E with a 33 waist so anyone who says you've gotta be fat to be busty is dead wrong
11:02 you clearly have no idea what the 34 means, ask your mom.
These are ignorant ass people for saying that this chick has to be fat to be that big. I hover around 36H and 38H (depends on the cut of the bra) and j am not fat. It's called having an hour glass figure and it's all natural.
Y'all have no idea what you're talking about...
She said give me 12 inches and make it hurt, so I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick. Ohhhhh!!!
I'd tap that
All the girls posting that they are 34DD and up. Pics or it didn't happen.
otherwise i dont believe you
the only reason to hire a girl as a bartender is to attract guys and get them to spend more money. I'd rather see a girl showcase her tits with no bra and a low cut top or a unbuttoned buttonn shirt. The tits don't have to be big, but the bitch needs to know how to show them off
I'm in Daytona Beach. First person to find me gets head.
10:31 this is definitely my bra size, don't hate. also, i want this person to tell me if this works. future career opportunities, heyyy
It's just so crazy that it might actually work.
fyi: this is why it's fake ... as a longtime bartender/bar manager/big tit owner... you should include a pic on your bar resume... ALWAYS... you're right you get your job by your assets in this industry but thats why you should put a pic on ur resume showing off what you got.....
10:26 They don't have to be, but it certainly helps to bring people in and helps to make the bartenders money in tips. Why do you think that they usually all wear pushing up bra's with low cut shirts.
~A male bar employee
im a bar manager and if i read this on an application form i'd hire you in a second
10:23, who says bartenders have to be hot? And why do you have to have big tits to be hot?
To everyone who said she's a fatty, um, you must not know too much about bra sizes. The 34 part means she skinny.
maybe if the OP would change her attitude she'd get hired
2:17 - tlfn34dd at yahoo
9:53 I'm a natural 28E people like you piss me off
10:17 what's wrong with making the best of what you were born with? It's not like she's advertising good head but bartenders are supposed to be hot.... As a feminist I see no problem with this.
Add 'no gag reflex' and you just might find that job
12:38: we're twins!
it most certainly WILL HELP!!!
Keepin it trashy jville!
I'm so glad that this is the shit that happens in a post-feminist era when women should be hired for their talents, not their tits. What a shame.
There's a reason they don't know who A.D Clay is. His time has PASSED. His shtick gets old fast.
@ 5:21 -- post a picture or you are a lying turd
Here's a fucking thought for you annoying bitches who keep saying this is fake.
COMPANIES WOULDN'T PRODUCE BRAS SIZE 34DD IF FOR SOME REASON IT WERE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
This text is funny, I hope you get a job, because I'm 34B and I have boob envy.
Yes, well said you toolbags! Now go get your fucking shineboxes!
9:20 you're the most retarded person I've seen on this sight
U should just write big fake boobs as ur name then! More to the point.
all these bitches that say that have huge boobs but aren't fat kill me. The fattest pib-bitches out there don't admit they are fat -- they say they have curves. Fucking bitches live in denial
oh and 9:53 i weigh 117 and have 34DD, no push up needed.
I'm a 34 borderline double d (d and a half?) this is probably real, you don't have to be a porn star or have implants to have a bra size like that so I'm going to call not fake. Also, the person callig fake probably has small ass tits and boob envy. Don't worry there's always silicone
Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.
bravissimo. look it up. it's possible and not that ridiculous. basically, most people are uneducated about bra sizes.
It's probably real. I'm a natural 34F size 6. Just because you haven't met me, doesn't mean I don't exist. This kind of thing runs in my family.
And bitch, don't brag, you're making us look bad.
I wish I DIDNT have boobs
i'm 6' 9", 230 lbs, and a 34 DDD. just because you haven't met me and my proportions are crazy inaccurate means i don't exist.
All u girls makin up boob sizes. Lol pics or it didnt happen.. Ate to ate for fyv fyv for six o six
1142 wanna hook up? haha
Um...being a guy bartender that has to work with only girls, it's not going to help if you're an idiot. The size of your tits isn't gonna help if you're slower than snail shit going uphill in making your drinks.
Biiig fuckin' titties
10:31 You will never hear a Male say that!
why don't you call the fuck out and stop bitching about fake. goddamn bitches always with the "oh this is fake I call fake" shit. STFU
That's actually a good idea lol
If I had a nickle..
The only reason you get anything is BECAUSE you have big boobs
That only works if you're not morbidly obese, which is the most likely reason (in this country) to have 34DDs..
add that you swallow AND take it up the ass during a job interview. That will get you hired
9:40 your new nickname is "Little Boy Blue", as in Little Boy blew, he needed the money! Ohhhhh!
Haha I should do that lol
Roll, roll, roll your cunt
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick.
Look Shrek, no one cares. They're wastes on you.
I would totally fuck them 34DD's
I'm also a 34DD naturally, I have a 26" waist, and 36" around the hips/butt. I'd also say include a photo, being cute will at least get you in the door most places :)
Bitches show Charlie Murphy yo tittay's!!
I'm Rick James bitch!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Blow me where the pampers is
you're most likely fat as well. bummer
12:00 where are you?
and 2:13 where would you like me to send them?
11:02 whos says its a she XD hahahaha
All of you guys are only talking about boob size and all.
I would personaly hire a girl that has charisma and is pretty in general. Double D on a resume means nothing. The best is to include a picture or to go see the manager. That's how I got the job.
And anyway, from my experience, the girls who get tips are not necessarily the ones that have huge boobs, they're the ones that flirt with the clients, make them feel special.
,,, And it helps to have a russian accent haha
9:53, you're full of shit.
I wear a 34 DD, and know plenty of girls with a similar bra size. Just because YOUR tits are small doesn't mean everyone's are.
2:11, you made my day!!!
yesss love you. they're not fake Im SURE. I wish I could put it too
34? you have no idea just how small a 34 is.
My city!!! Haha what bar did hire you?
yeah idk, boobs that big are probs fake
Oh I get it! It's funny because a bar might be more inclined to hire a women who had larger than average breasts!
I have natural 34DDs and people always assume they're fake because I have such a small frame! I hate it.
Kids these days don't know Andrew dice clay
lol. so many people tell me to put my bra size on my applications. does not amuse me. and no they probably aren't fake. mine are 30 E and they're not fake.
ur a cunt.. let real bartenders do the work.
This isn't a fake, putting her boob size down will probably help. Shit, its how I got my bar job. I mean, I had to be good at serving too, but the main reason I got it was because I have big boobs.
six five one-seven six nine-seven nine eight zero
any girls wanting to prove themselves
10:31 may have huge tits but they are probably sloppy and id bet alot of money shes a fatty
34? that means she's a chubbster.
I'm a 34DD. it's hard finding bras, and the ones at vikkis secret are f-ing flimsy as fuck. For the girl who says she's a 28F, ur an effing lie!! Unless ur a midget who kicks her titties when she walks lololol....hmm send a pic cuz that's got to be interesting