i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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