How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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