Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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