If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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